Sunday, February 15, 2009

I'd Like To Bear My Testimony

Blogging feels like the bearing of testimonies of sorts to me. I almost feel I should only do it if I have something of value or importance to offer. Facebook and texting, my only other forms of communication to the outside world (for I hate the phone) are for a more frivolous nature. Posting a note on Facebook to tell my friend I think they're a loser or texting "what's up" seems an acceptable thing but not on "THE BLOG".
To blog something so lame seems wrong. So instead I wait for the perfect thing to say and,...NOTHING a month passes and nothing blog worthy happens. Friends wonder where we've gone, my children wonder why they aren't relevant, blog spot threatens to shut us down. So I decided to break the mold. Today I will blog about...are you ready... nothing! I will blog about nothing. It's A Seinfeld episode of the blog if you will, "I'm going to make a show." "What about?" "Nothing?" "You're going to make a show about nothing?"
I will impart no wisdom, your life will not be enriched from this little blurb. I will have stolen 5 minutes of your life that you will never get back because I have chosen to break my own rule and get up here on my Internet pulpit and blog about random nothingness.
And now I feel better because our page no longer shows a month of inactivity, friends will once again come to visit us, though the feedback may not be so welcoming, that's o.k. I'll sleep better at night knowing that all is right in the cyber world for I have accessed my web page. So now I bid you ado, it's time for dinner. Thank you and goodnight!

13 comments:

Dina said...

lol.....Sooooo TRUE! I LOVE this post! I feel the SAME way and go weeks without a blog! lol....love it! Thanks for waisting my 5 minutes~

We'll see what happens... said...

LOL>.. I too "feel" the need... see my blog.

thebriggsfamily said...

You better find a way to give me 5 more minutes of sleep tonight! Actually, 10 because I had to take the time to go to your blog, read it and then make a comment. Alright, it did make me laugh, so I guess I'll knock off a minute or two.

cdc3323 said...

Girl - you could never make me waste 5 min! Anything that has to do with you and the fam is well worth it! Loved the spost though!!! haha :D You are too funny!

Love and miss you bunches!

xox

Jas n Josh said...

That was hysterical, Becky! I love it! LOL And connecting with friends & family, it's never a waste of time, even if you really have NOTHING to say. :) Love you, cuz!

Tera said...

Hi!

Okay, so this may sound weird, I'm guessing that you are Becky Adams? If not, you may be thinking I am the strangest person ever? How are you guys? I look forward to reading your blog and finding out what your life's been like. If your not Becky Adams, and in fact a different Becky, maybe I'll figure it out from reading your blog, and you'll forgive me for being an idiot! Look forward to keeping in touch!

Scott and Lorri said...

Your comment totally reminds of a shirt I bought scott. Pretty much says the same thing except at the end it says your feel pretty stupid for reading about nothing. Thanks for wasting some of my very few brain cells. The lame part is you said it wasa about nothing and yet we still have to read it as if something would happen.

The Fergy Bunch said...
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The Fergy Bunch said...

Hi Becky,

I got your blog link from Lorri,who located me through Tera's blog link, who I located through Face Book! I also sent you a friend request off of Face Book! =) Isnt technology wonderful? LOL =) So how are you? How is your brother James? It has been a really long time since I last saw you. Well I hope to hear from you! =)

~ Jennifer (Woolley) Ferguson

thefergybunch@gmail.com or I am on Face Book & here is my blog link: http://thefergybunch.blogspot.com/

Julie N. said...

That's a pretty good post about nothing. I rather liked it because it's so you.

janetwalgren said...

Rebecca, you are too funny!

Stephanie M Larsen said...

You are hilarious!! That is a 5 min. I quite enjoyed! Oh, will you grace us with your whit once more, it's been another month, it's time. Here I'll give you a topic, tell me about your daily schedule, what do you do all day, I really want to know. I feel so out of the loop with you and Chris. Do tell....

Emily's thoughts said...

Time for a new post! We miss you!!!!